Character Interview: Katrina

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Welcome back everyone.  Welcome back, again, Russell.  Will you introduce us to your guest today?

  • [This is] Katrina.

Welcome Katrina.  Do you have a full name, or a preferred nickname?

  • Lord Duchess Kickass von Nosebleed.

I think I’ll just stick with Katrina.

  • Screw you. [I guess] Katrina’s enough.

Thank you.  One quick question, as I do try not to insult anyone who visits here.  Would you consider yourself to be human, or some other species?

  • Really? You can’t figure that out. There are zombies, werewolves, demons, and all manner of Hellspawn everywhere and you can’t tell I’m a human. Come on man.

::chuckles::  In honesty?  No.  I’ve had a few visitors who I would have sworn were human, but were actually from a different ancestry.  That is why I ask first.  However, with the pleasantries out of the way, will you tells us a little about where you were born and grew up?

  • It used to be cool, until the demons and ish came.

What about your family – like parents or siblings.  What were they like?

  • [Parents?]
  • [Siblings?] They sucked too.

I’m guessing you didn’t have a close knit family.  What do you to support yourself?

  • I deliver rancid pizza to idiots. Who likes delivering pizza to idiots?

I hear you there.  I tried that gig, and didn’t last very long at it, myself.

Do you have anyone you’re seeing, or like to spend time with?

  • Well this demon tricked me into sleeping with him so I staked him through the penis. Other that than no.
  • I hate everybody.

Is everyone your enemy then, or are there some that you want to see destroyed more than others?

  • Pretty much every monster in the world. I need to send them home. Like now. I want to take a nap without worrying about a demon wailing on his guitar all night.

I’m guessing some of that has to do with the unwelcome encounter you mentioned earlier.  Though, I’ll also agree – the untalented trying to pretend to be rockstars can be a bit nerve wracking.

Since you mentioned you “need to send them all home”, would that be something you consider an almost perfect future?

  • For all the Hellspawn to go back where they came[? ]

Do you wish for the Hellspawn’s return home because you consider yourself good, or because they are competition?

  • Well I know demons and other monsters are bad. And I kill monsters. So I guess good, but in a very bad way.

Hmm, I’ll tentatively agree that in this case good is relative.  Though, I believe like you – evil should stay where it belongs if it doesn’t want to be catapulted home in the most uncomfortable way possible.

Do you ever wish you could change about yourself?

  • ha!
  • I’m awesome.

Well, Ms. Awesome, what would you do if one of your enemies complemented you, or a not-quite-enemy insulted you?

  • I kill them.
  • [Or] I probably kill them.

Well you’re consistent at least.  I’m sure that helps when you’re under pressure.  Or do you handle it well?

  • Ha! Well I’m about to head into Hell to kick the devil’s butt, so I would say I’m alright under pressure.

I’d say that you do handle it well indeed.  Do you ever feel an overwhelming fear that you have to fight off?

  • [Yes. I fear] that these demons and ish will be around forever.

Is there anything you use to help combat that fear, like an achievement or knowledge you’ve earned?

  • That I killed about 1,000 Hellspawn with my bare hands [because] only pussies use weapons.

::blinks:: That’s quite a record!  I won’t hold you any longer, and would like to thank you for letting Russell bring you over to visit.  It’s been … entertaining … getting to know you.

Russell, that thanks goes to you as well for coming back today.  Hopefully Katrina doesn’t make your life too hard.


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